Medion Akoya

This 12-in, diamante-adorned Medion laptop has been kicking around since before Christmas. If you can stomach the small screen size, cheesy decor and slightly underwhelming 2.0GHz Intel Pentium "Dual-Core" (NOT Core 2 Duo) CPU, you can get laptop with 3GB of RAM, a 320GB hard disk, Windows Vista Home Premium, microphone, FireWire, memory card reader and 3 USB 2.0 slots. Or if you're being sensible, Tesco is currently offering a 16-inch Sony Vaio FW21E P8400 with 4GB RAM and 320GB hard drive.